October 2011
“lips are turning blue
a kiss that can’t renew
I only dream of you
my...”
– Muse- Sing for Absolution (via loveandlifearestrange)
Dear douche, →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
You say you get 10 times more girls than me.
10 times 0 is 0.
Sincerely, Nerds
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
When you first use Tumblr, it seems boring
most-awkward-moments:
But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia
Click here if you’re awkward!
When you first use Tumblr, it seems boring
most-awkward-moments:
But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia
Click here if you’re awkward!
That one’s for Jerry :P
I envy people who can dance like this.
most-awkward-moments:
And I’m all
That Moment When The Substitute Teacher Says Your... →
most-awkward-moments:
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
Click here if you’re awkward!
Every time c’mon! Fidencio is not that difficult to fucking read!! Dumb fucks!
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
Me: BITCH I WILL FUCKING PISS ON THIS FLOOR.
Which is why I ask "May I go relieve myself?" haha
